stickysheep:

fierzzz:

Kojima throwin’ down some wisdom.

Senpai

dennys:

As a young boy, Denny was mocked fiercely and without mercy by the townsfolk. The misguided citizens were severely confused by Denny’s obsession for breakfast foods and the four-cornered-den-of-doom. They ignored young Denny, just as he ignored them. For their opinions were worth less than dirt if they didn’t support his passion, nay, his love. And that’s exactly what he told them the day Denny left town. After his speech he walked silently away from the confused townspeople, then stopped, turned, and said:
"You will remember the name Denny. You will remember my Grand Slams. And I? I will forget each and every one of you."
Denny turned once again, and walked far away.
The townspeople all agreed it was a pretty cold thing to say. But they deserved it. And he was right.

dennys:

As a young boy, Denny was mocked fiercely and without mercy by the townsfolk. The misguided citizens were severely confused by Denny’s obsession for breakfast foods and the four-cornered-den-of-doom. They ignored young Denny, just as he ignored them. For their opinions were worth less than dirt if they didn’t support his passion, nay, his love. And that’s exactly what he told them the day Denny left town. After his speech he walked silently away from the confused townspeople, then stopped, turned, and said:

"You will remember the name Denny. You will remember my Grand Slams. And I? I will forget each and every one of you."

Denny turned once again, and walked far away.

The townspeople all agreed it was a pretty cold thing to say. But they deserved it. And he was right.


ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

image

#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

(via spazzeon)


spindyart:

spindy:

hello i’m cute vote spindy for supreme ruler of the multiverse pls

have a spindybutt

OMG cute

spindyart:

spindy:

hello i’m cute 
vote spindy for supreme ruler of the multiverse pls

have a spindybutt

OMG cute


slugbox:

Hey hey

You you

I wanna be your girlfriend

No way no way


queenkoi:

oh.

(via slugbox)


Q
What but glasses are the ultimate sexcessory.
A

slugbox:

Some people just haven’t seen the light yet…

I’m pitiful. I refuse to get contacts because I like how I look in glasses


Q
Do you wanna Build a Robot?
A

That sounds expensive. Needs infinite lasers


Q
//touches butt
A

Frandz 5evar


Q
I am prepared to become Brit's second husband. I'm packing my things. Let's do this.
A

It’s a deal! Get’cho booty over here and we’ll play Gauntlet and eat pizza


spazzeon:

Mancharm has the cutest wife ever. So I’m taking her for myself.

She’s secretly a butthead, and she eats a lot. But she is really cute


traynors:

people who are talented and also good looking and also have great personalitiesimage

(via rabbureblogs)


alpha-beta-gamer:

Light is a top-down minimalist stealth infiltration game with a focus (aside from stealth gameplay) on narrative to keep the action going.  You are part of a scientific study and a procedure left your with short term memory loss. Further investigation reveals that there is something called ‘Project Light' and that all is not well.  You must search for the answers that will help you piece together the fragmented memories of your past.

In Light, you infiltrate buildings, sneak your way through the guards and cameras, hack to open secured rooms and search for intel to help you figure out what is going on in ‘Project Light’.  As in Metal Gear Solid, you’re best off dragging bodies away from plain sight once you’ve stunned or killed the guards as you don’t want to attract any unwanted attention.

The minimalistic visual style of Light is wonderful, feeling a little like you’re exploring the futuristic blueprints of a building with furnishings only appearing once they’re in your field of view.  In development by Just a Pixel and published by Team 17, it’s a great stealth game with an interesting story and a clean, crisp visual style.  Metal Square Solid.

Download the Prototype, Free Win & Mac

(via sup3rmouse)


impishrazor:

Ozzy doing what he does best

(via soapbutts)